"The Name’s Max, Maximum Ride"Via ( IAmEmilyK )
this is so incredible wheeze
ACTUALLY PROPORTIONATE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT WINGS SOMEONE HOLD ME
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
these puns are far too cornea
how to beat a lie-detector test:
- spend time learning how to read lips
- immediately before your test, temporarily destroy your hearing capabilities
- go to the lie-detector test
- answer the baseline questions normally by paying attention to the proctor
- when the real questions start coming, look…
Paul Revere’s Toothpaste,
Paul Revere was a very talented man who filled a wide variety of roles. Known to most people for his midnight ride to warn of the coming of the British, Paul Revere was also a silversmith, businessman, soldier, and dentist.
For the most part Revere’s role as a dentist would not have been too complicated. Most dental work of the age involved the pulling of rotten teeth. However Revere was known for making quality dentures from silver wire and ivory. He also had his own special formula of toothpaste to keep one’s teeth white and clean.
Disclaimer: For good oral health (and overall bodily health) it is recommended you do not actually use Paul Revere’s toothpaste.
Saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate, can be found in the garden section of Lowes or Home Depot, sold as fertilizer)
Mix in roughly equal parts. Brush well and feel the clean!
Reblogging on the anniversary of Lexington and Concord.
I thought that was a painting of Jack Black