"I want a government so small it’s theorized about by particle physicists."

Davi Barker (via moralanarchism)

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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

relevanttosomeone:

feuillysfanclub:

in an effort to “get caught up,” Steve becomes the pop culture junkie of the group 

he lives for the looks of confusion on other people’s faces and makes increasingly obscure references in a not-so-subtle attempt at revenge

some are born hipsters, some achieve hipsterdom and some become hipsters fOR VENGEANCE

(Source: punkpeggy, via screamingatducks)

urbanoutcasters:

hi okay so i have too many film cameras and i’m gonna give this one away because i do not need it and i think more people should get back into film :-) this is a minolta xg-m! you can find the manual here! [i will eventually get around to sticking a roll of film in there and posting some pics so you can see its quality, i’ll be posting them here if you’re interested]

here’s what you have to do: 

  • reblog this post (likes won’t count!) 

that’s it! you don’t have to follow, unless ya want to! i’m gonna choose a winner on dec. 1, 2014 and then from there i’ll do that random number generator thing and then message the winner! 

if you have any questions please feel free to message me :o)

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raqe:

I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was

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griseldablondco:


spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

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mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

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beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

image

i want to dip my hands in it

(via guy)

Please don’t do that, that’s just wrong.

(Source: authorityalwayswins, via prydoniusandtheapollatenfleet)

swarnpert:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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