notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via perks-of-being-a-nerdgirl)

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

(via keep-yourheadup-love)

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

image

what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

(via spork)

bubbalicious28:

A Russian SOF members AK-105

via Alias Training and Security Services

(via highcapacityassaultclips)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via hbbits)

officialunitedstates:

I never hold open doors for girls because if you open up one door, you have to keep it open indefinitely because another girl is bound to show up eventually and you have to hold it open for her.  It’s best to never get involved in these chivalry shenanigans in the first place

reallyreallyreallytrying:

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

(via officialunitedstates)

corporateaccount:

if you shrunk the earth down to the size of a marble nobody could live on it because it would be too small

nayx:

something to think about: how do they build houses when atoms are really small?

(via corporateaccount)

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

affodell:

officialunitedstates yo man check this out

officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this

look theres a train

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

affodell:

officialunitedstates yo man check this out

officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this

look theres a train

officialunitedstates:

me working at my job: 

them: “mr president you are fired because you werent being the grammar” 

me:  “so be it, the people have spoken”