yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Once upon a time, there was a ravine. There was a bridge over the ravine.
One day the bridge began to crack so all the ants of the forest gathered together to hold up the bridge. “It’s not enough,” said the ants. “We need more help.”
The next day, the grasshoppers came and helped hold up the bridge. “This is too heavy,” said the grasshoppers. “We need more help.”
The squirrels came by and helped hold up the bridge. “This bridge is still too heavy,” said the squirrels. “We need more help.”
The deer arrived later and helped support the bridge’s weight. Still, though, it was not enough. “We need more help,” said the deer.
The animals were tired. Their backs ached from holding up the bridge.
A few days later, a human arrived.
"Help us hold up this bridge, so it does not collapse," urged the animals.
"No," said the human, "I am an engineer and I get paid to build bridges. I hope this one gets destroyed so I can make some money putting up a new one."
The animals looked at each other. A squirrel shrugged its shoulders.
“Eh, alright then.”
The animals then moved out of the way and let the bridge collapse. Over the next few weeks, the human built a stronger and better bridge for the animals. When it was completed everyone went out for a nice Italian dinner together.
wtf is this
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!